The Official Mario Site - General

JAZZY IS HERE!!!

angeleyes123 — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:07:10 +0000

IM NEW AND JUST SEEIN WATS WAT ON HERE DOESNT LOOK LIKE PPL ARE ACTIVE ON HERE BUT YEAA

JASON DERULO!

deege475 — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:26:42 +0000

I know I posted this before, but I can't get enough of this new guy. He's totally hot and a great dancer, too. Check out his YouTube page:

www.youtube.com/jasonderulo

when will i see mario in person

Keva — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:10:38 +0000

i want see Mario so bad until it hurts but i live in the Bahamas and i know star didn't come over here to perform because people in the Bahamas don't support concert like that so star's just don't come because they will not make money if they have a concert over here. but i don't care if i am the only person to the concert i just want meet him so bad. i know people are wondering why i can't come over to the state to see him perform. why because i have a job and i can't take time off to catch the plane to see him and come back in time for work. but i still have little faith that i will see Mario.

Chris Brizzy and Rihanna(Opinion on the assault)

SIMPLi TiFFANY — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:56:01 +0000

I know ya'l have heard about the Chris Brown and Rihanna assault situation so i wanna know ya'l opinion. In my opinion they are both young so i think a choice other than calling the police could have been made. We all know that many celebrities have a like a trillion girls and when you snatch someone's phone( and who knows exactly what happened before the police were called) things can escalate. I'm a huge fan of Chris and i can see how his anger could have gotten him in the situation but i don't see why he let a girl ruin his image like that. I'm not saying that anybody should sit there and take abuse of any kind but from what i hear he wasn't the only one doing the abuse.

Happi New Year Eve

MarioLuver — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:16:24 +0000

I HOPE YALL HAVN A GUD TYME CUZ I AINT

MARIO FAN/FRIENDS UPDATES

WOWBODYTHICKNESS — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:30:50 +0000

Now leave Mario updates about you.
Let him know what you have been up 2.

Where is Mario?

ANewLevel — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:17:15 +0000

Has any REAL people seen Mario lately? If so they should say so now. The P-RAZZI don't count.
Yeah, and his song 'Music For Love' those lyrics which say;

You miss me on the hotline, yeah
When you call let me hear what you sound like

Sounds like he's talking to someone eh?

Now I hear he has a new one called 'Do For Love'
Anyone got the lyrics to those?

women's ass size study...

mario4rory — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:07:28 +0000

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses,
the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat............

10% of women think their ass is too skinny......

The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man,
and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

marriage from a child's perspective ( and yes it's another joke..lol..)

mario4rory — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:47:46 +0000

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?…More

Joke of the day!

mario4rory — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:45:42 +0000

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.

Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand.

With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.…More